A monsoon storm is like that girl your mother warned you about in high school. The popular one. The one that mom said would lead you on and then dump you.
I'm normally not a big fan of E.J. Montini, a liberal columnist for the
Arizona Repulsive, but the title and opening line caught my eye as I was skimming the paper. He's done an amazing job of
describing how native Arizonans feel about monsoon season. We all know "one one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand:...
Hey Jerry, remember when Monitini ripped our high school mascot and you went nuts on him? ;-)
Anyway, I'm glad I took the time to skim the paper today, something I haven't done in months...